Dr. Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton has returned to Willard College following a brief interlude at Sylvester University. While away, Dr. Cotton completed her advanced degree in Marriage Counseling.Upon hearing of her return to Willard, Dr. Cotton was named Director of the Student Out-patient Mental Hygiene Clinic. She is replacing Dr. Clifford Beers, who retired last year. As students have left campus for the break, Dr. Cotton is offering reduced-fee counseling sessions for faculty and staff who are facing any mental health challenges related to the Holiday Season. Please feel free to drop in for a session OR drop her a line and she can dispense Holiday counseling advice free of charge.
With great happiness to have Cheryl Tina Faye back,
President Henry Cotton
she is back as director of mental HYGIENE clinic? i wonder what this entails? how does one ‘hygienize’ the mind at willard….hmmmm. but more importantly, are henry and tina back? have they hygienized each other?
Dear P, Cheryl Tina Faye and I are back together, in as deep and loving a committed relationship as we’ve ever had. All that business with Provost Gauleiter as in the past now. And she is a Marriage Counselor! With a PhD!
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