A friendly reminder: do not pick up hitchhikers in or around the campus. Faculty are on lock down until final grades have been posted, students have offered their responses on Ratemyprofessors.com, appealed their grades, and faculty have changed the grades in accordance with those requests.
Sincerely, The Provost Triumvirate
Willard College 
goodness….such efficiency in triumvirateness, scary….
Just trying to maintain our perimeter…