Willard College community will have an opportunity to take part in the revitalization that stems from new knowledge and creative inquiry. Please join us for an intellectually and aesthetically stimulating event on which lite refreshments, including a cheese plate, organic pigs in a blanket, selected crackers, 1/3 of pound of seedless grapes, a bottle of red wine that was recently opened, and cocktail napkins. Space is limited so please come early. No doggy bags please.
Dear President Cotton, Assuming we receive confirmation from Mr. Brock Pierce, blockchain entrepreneur and former child actor, the business faculty will be dismissed en toto and the Willard College College of Business will begin the rapid and decisive transition to the first all-remote all-Skype based Business education program in the USA. Willard College will have exactly zero on-campus or even off-campus faculty. All courses will be taught via Skype lectures given by the A-list of global entrepreneurship leadership thinkers, doers, and practitioners. The College of Business will be operated by my self, the Dean of the College of Business, and one and a quarter administrative assistant(s).
Dean of the Willard College College of Business
Jon “Scotty” Wilsbury, MBA, PhD, JDA
Dear Faculty, Staff, and Senior Executive Leadership Team Administrators,
Please delete and disregard the last email you received from President Henry Cotton. That email was intended for an on-line content provider in the Ukraine. That provider’s server penetrated the Willard College server and resent Dr. Cotton’s email to the campus community along with their response to a service request from Dr. Cotton. If you did open the email and view the files, please call the Willard College Institutional Technology Service and they can scrub your hard drive.
Sincerely, Glax Wutterman, WCITS
Following national trends, best practices, and widespread community demand, Dr. President Henry Cotton has been named to the board of trustees of the Sylvester County Savings and Loan.