December 10, 2018

Willard College Woos Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Willard College

 

Can we use this photograph without permission? Can someone check with Legal and get back to us? Also

before this runs can we confirm what position Ms. Sanders has accepted at the College? Can we confirm that this is accurate?

Also, can someone grab me a cup of coffee and a danish on their way back here. I missed lunch. Has anyone see Creedmoor today?

He apparently got very angry at a meeting last night? What time is it?

-Phil

November 28, 2018

Willard College Fundraising for FY 2017

 

Dear Board of Trustees

Willard College’s fundraising efforts for FY 2017 yielded a net loss of $234,790.78. That is, we spent $234,790.78 in consulting fees, hiring part time phone bank operators, etc. and raised no money. Not a single penny. In light of the removal of Dr. Henry Cotton from the office of the president, the Board of Trustees can expect a full accounting of the financial misdeeds that occurred during his presidency. We continue to search for Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton who appears to have played a hand in the issue mentioned at the commencement of this letter.

Sincerely, Interim-president and interim-former provost Creedmoor

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Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton’s Whereabouts are Unknown

Dear Provost Creedmoor, Former President Cotton’s wife, Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton cannot be located. We believe that she has left campus and is in communication with staff inside the Provost’s office and the President’s office via landline. As you know, the situation remains “fluid” and President Cotton has yet to sign the resignation letter. As per your instructions, he is being accommodated in a secure facility in the Lombroso Center here on campus and he is only communicating with the staff who you designated.

 

Signed: No Signature