Dr. Vichy Ganache, Daughter of Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache, Named Director of Student Life Affairs, as per Appointment by Associate Provost of Non-Academic Affairs, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto

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Dear Campus, In light of a series of disturbances and discussions on-line, I have unilaterally announced the creation of a new position at the administrative apparatus. Dr. Vichy Ganache will oversee the Office of Student Life Affairs, with a special focus on monitoring and mentoring student thought and feeling. We at Willard College are a family and we need to show each other the love and respect.

Sincerely, Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache Leaves the Professoriate to Join Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto, Announces Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

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We urgent to express our congratulations to Dr. Dunce “Dutch” Ganache who has chosen to depart the professoriate after a distinguished career, work alongside the new Provost for Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto. Within hours of settling into her new position, Dr. Nefasto detected the urgent need for a team to tackle the problems faced by Willard College. Dr. Nefasto expressed her undying gratitude to President Henry Cotton for trusting her with this delicate and important mission-facing project.

Sincerely, Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

Willard College’s New Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto

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Dear Campus Community, We could not be more thrilled to welcome Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto. After directing several institutions in upstate New York, Ohio, and Slovenia, we feel fortunate that Dr. Nefasto took a gamble and joined the Willard Team! Dr. Nefasto will head up a number of as yet unnamed “Special Initiatives” as the campus realigns mission, budget, endowment, and enrollment!

Sincerely, Provost Vandergrind

Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache Checks His Privilege

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Doctor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache has just published a compendium of his essays, “Checking My Privilege: A Reader.” A popular professor of English at Willard College for many decades, “Dutch” as he is fondly called by his many friends, including President Cotton, share remarks about his new book. “Checking My Privilege” was made possible by the generosity of President Cotton, to whom we should all thank for his tireless, fearless, and selfless leadership.

Let’s all try to do better, as Dr. Dunce “Dutch” Ganache has done. Let’s be positive. Let’s focus on the positive that we can achieve for ourselves, for our students, and for the Willard College!

Sincerely, Provost Vandergrind

Memo to Faculty and Staff: If your Key or Key Card No Longer Works

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Dear Faculty and Staff,

If your Key or Key Card No longer works this is because you have been terminated. We apologize for the inconvenience but the staff person who would normally send termination letters was terminated last week. The facilities manager who manages access is still with us from an employment point of view. You may retain the key or key card post-employment.

With deep appreciation,

Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

A Note from Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil Regarding Faculty Morale

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Dear Faculty, Between announced layoffs, COVID-19, and the compensation readjustment, we have been hearing from faculty. Please remember that the President, Dr. Henry Cotton, and his team, care deeply and humanely about each and every one of you. Words and actions cannot truly express the emotional bond we feel towards you.

Please bear this in mind as we move inexorably towards the conclusion of the semester and the implementation of the Emergency Readjustment Plan.

Sincerely, Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

A Note from Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil Regarding Office Furniture

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Dear Faculty,

During the period of Restructuring please refrain from removing office furniture, computers, doorknobs or other hardware, or carpeting from your offices. These are property of Willard College. Please also remember that Willard College is currently in a State of Siege. See the memorandum regarding conduct that is not permitted for any employee.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanks, Special Assistant to the Provost, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

Please Consider a Monthly Lifetime Pledge to the Willard College Endowment!

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We hate to ask our beloved and special Willard College community to contribute to the Willard College Endowment but we are at a critical stage. After a series of completely unforeseeable and unfortunate investment errors, the Willard College Endowment is in a precarious situation. If the proverbial tank is not refilled soon, we may have to make further cuts to the institution that you love to love, Willard College.

Please give now. Give big. Give a lot.

Thanks, President Henry Cotton