Willard College’s Announces

Please join us in Welcoming to Willard College our new Dean of Provosts, Dr. Wilton Evans. A scholar in his own right, Dr. Evans brings many decades of experience to the newly created position of Dean of Provosts. His mission will be to foster and encourage the work of our Provosts, Vice Provosts, and Associate Provosts, as they forge forward towards a new reality. Light refreshments to be served in my office this afternoon to welcome our new addition.

President Cotton

Willard College Professor Denounces Another Willard College Professor

Dear (President) Cotton,

I respectfully wish to report a disturbing conversation that I had with a colleague, Shawn Chululu-Gutenburg, Professor of Communication, this afternoon in which he admitted that he is not reading students’ final papers and that he is assigning final grades in a manner that could be generously described as haphazard. Given the renovation of Willard College and the new regime following the down fall of ex-president Creedmoor, I trust that this report will be both of interest and utility as you purge the college of the sick residue of the former administration and bring us forward into the light and the glory.

Sincerely, Simoneque DuBoise-Trevoit, Professor of French Poetry