Dr. Unicornia Halloumi, Professor of Psychology, Publishes Article on the Mental Health Benefits of Eating a Pound of Kale Every Day

Dear Excited Colleagues, Dr. Unicornia Halloumi has studied the health benefits of kale for her entire career. A fitness and health “freak” (her words not ours!), Dr. Halloumi began experimenting with kale 17 years ago. According to her recent publication, she continued to increase the percentage of calories she took in from kale and kale by-products. She then tracked the correlation between increasing kale intake and her overall sense of well being, emotionally, socially, physically, and gastro-intestinally. Since she was the sole subject of her research, she was also the control group who received placebo kale.

Interim Assistant Director and Acting Director of Dining Services, Napoleon Meets has expressed interest in adding kale into the offerings at the Willard College dining facilities.

When you next see Dr. Halloumi, don’t forget to wish her well. Remember, we are a community that cares.

Louise de Guise, Public Safety and Animal Control Officer and Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

At Willard College, Students are Our Why, Faculty are Our Yes, and Administrators are our Because

Dear Willard Folks,

At a time when we are all wondering where higher education is headed, I thought it was a good time to set the course for Willard moving forward. Please keep present during the work day, and when at home relaxing, that “Students are Our Why, Faculty are Our Yes, and Administrators are our Because.” This simple line, a mantra if you will, can keep you centered and focused on our work moving forward as we face another challenging and interesting academic year. Keep the negativity at bay. With this simple yet clear phrase.

This message has been approve by Dr. President Henry Cotton and the Board of Trustees who hold the president in the highest regard.

Dr. Lusitania Glüm, PhD, Director of Marketing and Promotion