August 17, 2022

Willard College Board of Trustees Investigates Source of (Ill-founded) Rumor Concerning Money Laundering by Members of the Board of Trustees

The badass soviet scientist Yyuri Knorozov with his cat Aspid. He is famous for decoding the Maya script back in 1953. - 9GAG

Dear Campus Folks,

We have commenced a thorough investigation to determine the source of the ill-founded rumor of money laundering by members of the Board of Trustees. We take accusations against the Board seriously. The person(s) involved in defaming the character of the Board members will face penalties, up to and including termination of employment at Willard College, or in the case of students, immediately expulsion with no tuition refund.

Sincerely, Gustav Kissenbezug, President of the Board of Trustees, Willard College ’95

One thought on “Willard College Board of Trustees Investigates Source of (Ill-founded) Rumor Concerning Money Laundering by Members of the Board of Trustees”

  1. September 1, 2022 at 6:21 pm
    Rebecca

    Kissentuchus?

    Reply

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