Hey, who told you to fire Pousse de Fauteuil? Do you have any idea what that guy knows about the things you and I were talking about last week concerning some financial matters involving myself, Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton, and Board members. Get him back on the payroll, give him a raise, and then come to talk to me. Don’t make a big to do about it.
Dear Campus Community,
After a series of incidents, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil, special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, is seeking new opportunities not at Willard College. We wish him well and thank him for his eight months, three days, nine hours, fifteen minutes, and 43 seconds of tireless service for which he received little acknowledgement or thanks.