We are thrilled to announce that Willard College’s Department of Physics has received a $500,000.00 grant to study the Flat Earth Thesis. Until recently, most scientists blindly accepted the hypothesis that the earth was a sphere, or as some call it, “round.” 99.99% certainty by scientists leaves a lot of room for doubt and critical inquiry.
Effective immediately, the Parking Policy Sub-Committee of the All-College Academic Affairs Committee has been dissolved, its members censured, and their parking passes, or in the case of the “Fee Parkers” not, have been revoked. During last Thursday’s Noon hour meeting, a melee broke out between the “Free Parkers” and the “Fee Parkers” as to whether or not parking on campus should be free or not. Several of the participants are still either hospitalized or in police custody. We will update the campus community as appropriate information becomes available.