Willard College Faculty are Discouraged from Engaging in Street Fights with Disgruntled Students

Dear Willard College Faculty,

A friendly reminder, as we always do at this time of the year, that engaging in street fights with disgruntled students, especially those who post negative reviews on Rate My Professor, is strongly discouraged. There are better ways to resolve conflicts than fists.

Sincerely, Louise de Guise, Public Safety and Animal Control Officer and Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

2 thoughts on “Willard College Faculty are Discouraged from Engaging in Street Fights with Disgruntled Students

  1. Leslie Phullokraap

    So, just how, precisely, does PSACOSA deGuise propose we settle our differences,huh? FISTS are totally where it’s at!

    • Dear Leslie (may I call you Leslie?). Great point. We understand that your tenure file was an important contribution to the world of higher ed? Have you considered publishing it a forum such as Willard College?

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