Proposed Willard College Internationalizing Satellite Campus in Costa del Tuyú is Temporarily Suspended Pending Resolution of Legal Technicalities

Dear Board of Trustees, As per your recent directive, Willard College was searching out a suitable location to develop a Willard College Internationalizing Satellite Campus. Our goals were three-fold. First, to be able to access fee paying students who may be interested in the “Willard Experience” but who do not wish to travel to or live in the traditional Willard College setting. Second, we wished to have a place to redirect Willard College students who may have required temporary relocation because of judicial or behavioral issues that are beyond the capacity of our overstretched Campus Public Safety officers. Third, this remote campus might serve as a convenient locale for the College’s alternative banking interests. As you will recall, the College often has found that traditional banking outlets do not afford us the required flexibility to manage assets in innovative or creative ways.

Costa del Tuyú was recently ranked “the best beach community in Argentina, South America” by leaders in the travel and leisure industry. The community boasts a world-renowned summer music festival, excellent shops and restaurants, an efficient municipal government, and other services and amenities.

Sadly, recent events have forced us to temporarily suspend pending resolution of legal technicalities.

Sincerely, The Subcommittee on Legal Affairs of the Board of Trustees [name withheld]

7 thoughts on “Proposed Willard College Internationalizing Satellite Campus in Costa del Tuyú is Temporarily Suspended Pending Resolution of Legal Technicalities

  1. So very disappointed we had planned to send our son

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  2. I’d like to propose an alternate site. El Chapo’s escape tunnel and resort spa

  3. […] from faculty and a general deterioration of morale. Likewise, during Cotton’s absence, many important initiatives have stalled out. Willard College needs President Cotton because President Cotton is Willard […]

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