Namaste Willard College Faculty, Pack your bags because it is time to head into the hills for the Willard College Annual Summer Faculty Retreat. As in past years, we will be spending the weekend in Schitz Furnaces at the Schitz Furnaces Kampground and Kountry Inn. Our hosts, Trey and Luna Schitz, have spruced things up, and we look forward to seeing the new ceiling tiles and the swimming pond minus the snapping turtles. As many of you may know, I have experienced some profound regrowth following my recent and very public split with Cheryl Tina Faye. This year’s retreat, hosted by Namaste, Inc., reflects the spiritual work that I have performed in the past month. With that in mind, don’t forget your yoga mats and pillows, your healing teas, and vitamin supplements! Forget the Trust Falls, Cocktail Hours, and Assessment Protocol Workshops from last year. Plan on many hours of silent contemplation as we are led through the Eight Stages of Living Death by my life coach, Sri Bodhi Namaste.
Namaste, Henry “Bodhi” Cotton
Willard College 
omg what has happened to you Cotton?? I truly despair if you are abandoning Assessment Protocol Workshops in favor of herbal tea… Please tell me this bit on the content of the retreat is a hoax — I suspect given the beautiful and inspiring site of this retreat it is indeed a hoax…
Chip, May I call you Chip? This is real, or at least it is as real as this so-called life, which as I’ve learned, is but a fleeting moment. Is a sunset real? Are you real? Who are you? Who am I? Best, Henry “Bodhi” Cotton
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