Willard College Summer Kamp 2014

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Do you think most camps sound pretty boring? Does canoeing and archery sound like something for babies? Do you find it hard to believe that anyone would still do woodworking in 2014?

Have you ever wanted to fire a real mortar with live ammunition? Have you ever wondered what it was like to perform an autopsy?Would you like to learn how to do intake processing for felons who have been remanded to state prisons? Do you want to learn how forest fires start and why they spread so quickly? Do you want to attend a camp with no “lights out,” no “meal times,” and no “learning to all get along?” Have ever wanted to learn how to run a real Ponzi scheme and NOT get caught? Do you think camping would be a lot more fun if it involved hunting down a human prey, who had been given a ten  minute head start? Do you want to know how to pack to survive a post-atomic apocalypse? Do you think the Geneva Conventions are just “suggested guidelines?”

If you were answering “YES” to these questions,  please consider asking your parents to enroll you immediately in Willard College Summer Kamp 2014.

 

Please remember to register early as spots fill up quickly.

Happy Camping, Dr. Westbrook Pegler, Director of the Willard College Summer Institutes

3 thoughts on “Willard College Summer Kamp 2014

  1. Chowli Ablard

    Would like to enroll in the Ponzi classes if tuition can be waived for a percent of the take.

  2. Wow! What a camp! I would love to do many of those things. Please send me the sign up info !

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