America’s First SEVEN YEAR COLLEGE

Dear Wider Willard World,

After a late Sunday night meeting , the Board of Trustees made a monumental decision. Henceforth, Willard College will be America’s, and perhaps the world’s, first SEVEN YEAR COLLEGE. Thanks to our unique blend of micro-crediting systems, a unique on campus experience, the elimination of formal majors and departments, and a unique financial model, Willard College is ready to take the plunge into what will undoubtedly be the future of higher education.

More soon, President Cotton and Provost Lying

Human Resources VP Inga Hoots Announces the new Faculty Lounge

Dear Willard Faculty and Staff,

As we move into 2024, I wanted to share some exciting new developments from Human Resources.

The new Faculty and Staff Lounge is now open. The lounge features comfortable seating and ample space for formal or informal gatherings. Because of the lounge’s unique design features, smoking and consumption of alcohol will be allowed.

We are still working on restoring the dental insurance.

Sincerely, Dr. Inga Hoots, VP of Human Resources