Dr. Vichy Ganache, Daughter of Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache, Named Director of Student Life Affairs, as per Appointment by Associate Provost of Non-Academic Affairs, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto

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Dear Campus, In light of a series of disturbances and discussions on-line, I have unilaterally announced the creation of a new position at the administrative apparatus. Dr. Vichy Ganache will oversee the Office of Student Life Affairs, with a special focus on monitoring and mentoring student thought and feeling. We at Willard College are a family and we need to show each other the love and respect.

Sincerely, Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

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