We urgent to express our congratulations to Dr. Dunce “Dutch” Ganache who has chosen to depart the professoriate after a distinguished career, work alongside the new Provost for Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto. Within hours of settling into her new position, Dr. Nefasto detected the urgent need for a team to tackle the problems faced by Willard College. Dr. Nefasto expressed her undying gratitude to President Henry Cotton for trusting her with this delicate and important mission-facing project.
Sincerely, Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil
Willard College 
All fine and good, but why the silence about the vial vandalism and obscene graffiti that has besmirched the offices of our wonderful dear leaders??
They are dealing with this and many other issues…
not to mention the vile vandalism!!
So much to do
pousse, fauteuil, narcisse, ganache…..seems french coup-esque…. ________________________________
Peut-etre
I’m a little concerned with your use of “Dr.” for Ms. Nefasto. What’s happening at Willard, anyway. Has she delivered any babies lately?
We are offended. Deeply offended. Not just front-facing offended, but rear facing offended.
I team good. Can I employ?
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