Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache Leaves the Professoriate to Join Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto, Announces Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

Joan Crawford and Alfred Steele — Calisphere

We urgent to express our congratulations to Dr. Dunce “Dutch” Ganache who has chosen to depart the professoriate after a distinguished career, work alongside the new Provost for Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto. Within hours of settling into her new position, Dr. Nefasto detected the urgent need for a team to tackle the problems faced by Willard College. Dr. Nefasto expressed her undying gratitude to President Henry Cotton for trusting her with this delicate and important mission-facing project.

Sincerely, Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

8 thoughts on “Professor Dunce “Dutch” Ganache Leaves the Professoriate to Join Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto, Announces Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

  1. All fine and good, but why the silence about the vial vandalism and obscene graffiti that has besmirched the offices of our wonderful dear leaders??

  2. not to mention the vile vandalism!!

  3. pousse, fauteuil, narcisse, ganache…..seems french coup-esque…. ________________________________

  4. I’m a little concerned with your use of “Dr.” for Ms. Nefasto. What’s happening at Willard, anyway. Has she delivered any babies lately?

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