Dear Faculty and Staff,
If your Key or Key Card No longer works this is because you have been terminated. We apologize for the inconvenience but the staff person who would normally send termination letters was terminated last week. The facilities manager who manages access is still with us from an employment point of view. You may retain the key or key card post-employment.
With deep appreciation,
Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil