New Office Space at Willard

Philosophy

Dear Adjunct Faculty,

You are the life blood of this institution, and as such, deserve quality office space. Unfortunately, building priorities have shifted over the last few years, and our ability to keep pace with the growth of your sector had lagged. It is therefore with great pleasure that I announce the inauguration of the renovation of a new designated facility for adjuncts. Keep in mind that Willard pledges to maintain a deep commitment to high quality at a competitive price point. You are essential to that mission.

Best regards, President Henry Cotton

P.S. For those new to campus, please remember that Willard College has a Faculty Dress Code. Male faculty are forbidden to wear open-toes sandals or flip-flops.

One thought on “New Office Space at Willard

  1. Mr. Casiun dokter

    President Cotton,

    We can do more.

    As a new adjunct faculty member interested in maintain high quality and innovative teaching at a competitive price point, I believe Willard can leverage its resources and build more efficient office spaces. I am teaching at four other institutions also in the process of modernizing faculty recruitment techniques and liberating capital flows through an easement of benefits’ payouts.

    In any case, the architectural firm remodeling Garden State U has adapted unused spaces in the now defunct small animal veterinary program there and converted them into modern faculty offices. I have attached a picture to inspire Willard to continue making a Different Difference. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/05/article-0-1B266B51000005DC-164_634x422.jpg

    Thank you for your time,
    Mr. Casiun Dokter

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