Confidential Memo: Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton has been Arrested, Again

Dear Senior Leadershippers, Late last night a call came in from Miami. Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton has been detained at Miami International Airport. She was carrying $340,000 dollars in unmarked bills and had a one way ticket to Tegucigalpa. It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, that the college needs to lawyer up. Clearly this is not a personal matter but one that effects the brand Willard College.

Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton has had legal problems in the past as anyone would with such a high profile.

We all really need to pull together on this one. There is no “I” in Willard College.

Provost Vandergrind

One thought on “Confidential Memo: Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton has been Arrested, Again

  1. […] is please to announce that Jimmy Crackers is being brought on as chief legal counsel for the case of Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton and will also join me in the Office of the Provost as Associate Provost. Mr. Crackers needs no […]

Leave a reply to Jimmy Crackers Appointed as Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton’s Defense Attorney and Will Serve as Associate Provost | Willard College Cancel reply