Dear Students, Faculty, and Staff, Please remember to pick up all fruit that falls to the ground. Facilities just located this banana on the walkway in front of President Cotton’s office. We don’t need to remind you of the dangers that bananas can pose to pedestrians. Let’s build that Community of Care of which Dr. Cotton spoke so movingly last week.
Dean Vandergrind (formerly provost)
Willard College 
Splendid! Terrific photo!
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Huh? I thought that fruit had already been banned from campus! What’s with this confusion, so uncustomary at Willard?