We apologize to everyone who spent time looking for Dr. Mange’s keys. The announcement should have read “Dr. Victor Mange Has Lost his Mind.” Furthermore, Dr. Mange is armed and considered quite dangerous. Should you encounter him, please call Public Safety. Apologies for any miscommunication.
Thanks, Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto
[…] Vandergrind, Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton, Dr. Polly Esther Pillow, Bud Hammerman, Chief Legal Counsel, Provost of Non-Academics, Dr. Narcisse Nefasto and Dr. Victor Mange, Director of Student Life Affairs, Dr. Vichy Ganache, Chief Legal Counsel, Mayor Rudy Guiliani, and […]