Dear Colleagues, While we continue to hash out the details of what the Fall semester will look like, we are excited to announce sever preliminary steps that we feel will enhance our capacity, ease transitions and pivots, and to provide us some initial benchmarks.
- Renovate and increase capacity of the old Willard Asylum morgue
- Purchase a new backhoe for increasing our capacity to dig graves
- Renovate the old asylum cemetery and assess new burial sites
- Restart Athletics program
Please keep an eye on your email over the summer for more updates!
Sincerely, Associate Vice Provost Milton Vandergrind
Willard College 
They shouldn’t have fired all those contingent faculty. They are cheaper than backhoes.
Thanks Blinky…
I applaud this science-based approach!
It is more rubric-based than science based but thanks for trying to be involved in the enthusiastic response
blockquote, div.yahoo_quoted { margin-left: 0 !important; border-left:1px #715FFA solid !important; padding-left:1ex !important; background-color:white !important; } Milton: Are you sick, guy?
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