Attention all Willard College faculty
This is a reminder that the Willard College Career Development Office is officially out of bounds for faculty, whether tenured, on a tenure trailway, or on the FlexFaculty program. The director of the CDO, Dr. Joe Francq, reports that students looking for post-college career opportunities can barely get through the door, much less make appointments with counselors or get on the computers. He has also reported faculty smoking and apparently drinking on the premises.
On a related note, contracts for the 2014-2015 academic year have been delayed at the printers. They will be available by mid-September. If you have received a verbal commitment for the coming year, please consider that as a firm promise from this institution.
Sincerely, President Henry Cotton
Willard College 
Does Willard have a faculty incomplete policy?
No, but we are working on a Faculty Accommodation Policy Policy. Hope you have a great Thursday Dr. Mismith. Best, President Cotton
Why don’t the Willard faculty just work smarter, not harder? A part-time job in dining services may be just the ticket. Many campus dining hall service workers now make a Living Wage, and one would suppose the perks of free lunch would be well worth the risk of being seen by your students in a hairnet.