Dear Community, In a recent memorandum concerning the Five Stages of Employment at Willard College we neglected to list Gary Chorizo’s position at the college. We would like to apologize for this oversight. The mistake was made because Mr. Chorizo is currently in the process of being Off-Planked and his paper work was in transit.
Thank you Mr. Chorizo for your years of service.
Provost Vandergrind
Willard College 
Ay yi yi! Don’t tell us that Pancetta will be next on the chopping block! Is nothing sacred?
Pancetta has been gone for years. Prosciutto is still with us.
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