Willard College is abolishing on-campus parking. Faculty and staff who choose to drive to work will be asked to park at the off-site parking facility. A bus will depart each morning at 7am from the off-site facility and will drop you off at the Campus Center at 7:45am. You can pick up the same bus at 6:30pm and it will deliver you to the parking lot at 8:45pm. To discourage driving and to reduce our carbon footprint, there are only two buses a day.
Thank you for your consideration
Daryl Marie Pruzonne, Campus Sustainability Director and Adjunct Professor of Byzantine Poetry
Willard College 
Sübeer service: A unicycle pedicab company has been hired to fill the avoid and further reduce carbon emissions. Download our App: adjuncts4sübeer and receive one free uphill ride to main campus today! Want more free rides? Refer an adjunct to our service
Has this been properly vetted with Risk Management?
Since all Sübeer service providers are independent operator/owners, each owner/operator provides his or her own insurance. Willard College is not responsible for risk management; furthermore Sübeer serves to connect users to providers and this service doesn’t imply responsibility for the safety of users and providers, but we do require that owner/operators carry insurance through well-regarded industry leaders incorporated in vanuatu. This requirement liberates WC and Sübeer from all liability.
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