Dear Campus Community,

Please be aware that we are facing a Clown Infestation. If you see a clown, don’t panic. Contact public safety as soon as possible. We are trying to figure out where the clowns are coming from, if someone has sent them to our campus, and if so, why. Remember, if you see a clown, do not approach it. Do not look directly at them. If they are covered in what appears to be blood, remember that most clowns are not always homicidal.

If you have more general questions, please contact the Clown Studies Department.

Thanks, Gary Chorizo, General Counsel-interim and Glendale Poulet, Director of Public Safety