Dear College,
As with great excitement it is for me to announce changes at the Willard College School of Music. As part of the School’s Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiative, we are adding a new program in Didgeridoo. Three new faculty have been hired. Naturally, at a time of scarce resources, we will sunset some of the more expensive and lately less appealing majors. Piano, cello, violin, viola, and bassoon as well as all instruments normally found in an orchestra, will no longer be offered at Willard College.
I’d like to also thank Dr. Henry Cotton and Dr. Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton whose recent work-related trip to Australia inspired this really inspirational change in the direction of the School of Music. Their tireless advocacy and several purchases at the Sydney International Airport gift shop made this possible.
With sincerements,
Dr. Diago Ordures
Willard College 
I’m down with the didge, dudes! Yes, finally some common sense from the admin on this one! Blowhards, one and all, man, super smart decision!
Thanks? I think.
Wonderful new progr
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