Dear Campus of Willard College,

As many of you know, my name is Dr. Meldrim Nackie Loeb and I serve YOU as Vice President of Finances at Willard College. I take my job seriously. I’m not one for mickeymousing or knickknacking about! I also don’t like wasting time. Several many all of you have written asking when contracts will be issued for AY 23-24. Great question and I’m here to give a straight answer. First we have to look at the spread sheets. We assess income and expenses. We look at the red and the black. Then we need to bore down a bit more and determine which expenses are necessary, which expenses add value to the consumer (student) experience! Second we consider externalities and intangibles. Third we then return to the first point and reexamine the spread sheets in the spirit of the second point. We now move on to the fourth point, the global economy and its impacts on points one, two, and three.

At this point, I think I’ve shared more than enough for you to process. I look forward to picking up where we left off next week.

Sincerely, Vice President Meldrim Nackie Loeb