Dear Vandergrind,

Hey, who told you to fire Pousse de Fauteuil? Do you have any idea what that guy knows about the things you and I were talking about last week concerning some financial matters involving myself, Cheryl Tina Fae Cotton, and Board members. Get him back on the payroll, give him a raise, and then come to talk to me. Don’t make a big to do about it.

Henry