Provost Creedmoor Self-Appoints as Interim President of Willard College as former President Henry Cotton’s Resignation Proceeds Through Legal Channels

Dear Willard Community, At this critical juncture in the Willard College’s history, I have self-appointed to the college presidency pending the completion of the legal process for the final renunciations of former President Cotton. There is no reason for alarm. Please conduct yourselves as you would normally. Reports of disturbances by student groups are being addresses by members of the Willard College Security Service (former Public Safety).

Please remain calm and respect the order which is the foundation of any college’s campus lives.

Sincerely, Acting President Creedmoor

World-renowned Motelier, Franklin DuBoise, Delivers a Riveting Lecture: “What Makes a GREAT Motelier?”

Provost Creedmoor is excited to report on the the Inauguration of the School of Motelry. At the well attended event, Dr. Creedmoor introduced the world renowned motelier Franklin DuBoise who gave a fascinating speech entitled “What Makes a GREAT Motelier” to an audience of enthusiastic and clinically engaged Motelry School students. After his speech, Poolier Bruce Bellwether spoke about “Motelry: The Importance of Excellence in Pool Maintenance.” In the weeks to follow, Willard College will post details of the new curricular addition to our program of courses of study at Willard College

Sincerely, Provost Creedmoor

P.S. I have so far enjoyed my time at Willard College. I have been having some trouble getting into the various computer files because passwords for the Provost’s office seem to have changed frequently in the past five years.

Willard College Engages, Displays, Celebrates, and Redefines Faculty Scholarly Contributions in All Fields

Willard College community will have an opportunity to take part in the revitalization that stems from new knowledge and creative inquiry. Please join us for an intellectually and aesthetically stimulating event on which lite refreshments, including a cheese plate, organic pigs in a blanket, selected crackers, 1/3 of pound of seedless grapes, a bottle of red wine that was recently opened, and cocktail napkins. Space is limited so please come early. No doggy bags please.