Winter at Willard College Semester is offering a two week intensive Russian for Real Estate. Learn key phrases like “the cash is in the blue suitcase,” “laundromat,” “you don’t look like you feel so good,” and “gold plated toilet.” Russian is an easy language but this course will make it also a fun language! Tuition includes field trips, a suitcase, and a video camera.
Creedmoor Makes a Statement Regarding Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton
Provost Creedmoor congratulates Superintendent Flanagans of the Sylvester County Unified School District
Dr. Flanagans has radically transformed the Sylvester County Unified School District through his philosophy of transformative love and operationalization. Best wishes, President-interim Creedmoor
https://sylvestercountyschools.wordpress.com/2018/12/19/culture-of-love-cultivating-a-positive-and-transformational-organizational-culture/
Holiday Party Descends into Mayhem, Willard College Department of Public Safety Deploys Water Cannon
Please Remove the Previous Post “Willard College Woos Sarah Hucabee Sanders to Willard College”
Hey Phil, Apparently this wasn’t supposed to go live.
Willard College Woos Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Willard College
Can we use this photograph without permission? Can someone check with Legal and get back to us? Also
before this runs can we confirm what position Ms. Sanders has accepted at the College? Can we confirm that this is accurate?
Also, can someone grab me a cup of coffee and a danish on their way back here. I missed lunch. Has anyone see Creedmoor today?
He apparently got very angry at a meeting last night? What time is it?
-Phil
Willard College Solves Dormitory Room Shortage
Willard College Fundraising for FY 2017
Dear Board of Trustees
Willard College’s fundraising efforts for FY 2017 yielded a net loss of $234,790.78. That is, we spent $234,790.78 in consulting fees, hiring part time phone bank operators, etc. and raised no money. Not a single penny. In light of the removal of Dr. Henry Cotton from the office of the president, the Board of Trustees can expect a full accounting of the financial misdeeds that occurred during his presidency. We continue to search for Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton who appears to have played a hand in the issue mentioned at the commencement of this letter.
Sincerely, Interim-president and interim-former provost Creedmoor
Willard College Welcomes Scott Whitacker as New Legal Counsel to Interim-President Creedmoor
Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton’s Whereabouts are Unknown
Dear Provost Creedmoor, Former President Cotton’s wife, Cheryl Tina Faye Cotton cannot be located. We believe that she has left campus and is in communication with staff inside the Provost’s office and the President’s office via landline. As you know, the situation remains “fluid” and President Cotton has yet to sign the resignation letter. As per your instructions, he is being accommodated in a secure facility in the Lombroso Center here on campus and he is only communicating with the staff who you designated.
Signed: No Signature








