Dear Willard Community,

Jordache Cakebar, Professor of Theater and Clown Studies (joint appointee) has blown up the Theater Department. Sylvester County Sheriff’s Department is asking for any information regarding Dr. Cakebar’s whereabouts. In the picture above, Dr. Cakebar is the person on the right with a plaid jacket. The other individual remains unidentified at this point.

Be well, Provost Lying