Willard College Prepares for the Shipwreck: “There are only so many Lifeboats:” An Addendum

Dear All, Quick follow up. We have been informed by State Regulators, that our plan for the college’s eventual, but not inevitable, collapse (or sinking as I used a nautical reference) requires that a full time person continue to be employed by the Registrar’s Office to mail out Willard College degrees and transcripts until the last Willard College graduate has ceased to be.

We are looking for recommendations of a single dedicated employee who is willing to be left behind.

Thanks, President Henry Cotton

2 thoughts on “Willard College Prepares for the Shipwreck: “There are only so many Lifeboats:” An Addendum

  1. Will there be baked potatoes for the last employee though?

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