Dr. Larry Shames recently opened a box of cookies only to discover that it contained not 10 cookies and not 12 cookies, but 11 cookies. Troubled by this odd situation, Dr. Shames is searching for the missing cookie. If you have seen this cookie, please contact public safety. If you find this news disturbing, the Counseling Center has extra staff on duty.
Thanks, Eufalua Cotton, Executive Administrative Secretary to Provost Lying, Gary Chorizo, General Counsel-interim and Glendale Poulet, Director of Public Safety
Willard College 
Pretty sure it’s in the gym bag in the spot from which the deodorant escaped. There is an equilibrium at Willard and as soon as Shames experiences more grace, he will see it.