Dear Campus Folks,
We have commenced a thorough investigation to determine the source of the ill-founded rumor of money laundering by members of the Board of Trustees. We take accusations against the Board seriously. The person(s) involved in defaming the character of the Board members will face penalties, up to and including termination of employment at Willard College, or in the case of students, immediately expulsion with no tuition refund.
Sincerely, Gustav Kissenbezug, President of the Board of Trustees, Willard College ’95