Professor Nelson Vidalia Publishes Paper on the Possibility of Onions Replacing Traditional Currencies

The Willard College Community is thrilled to announce that Dr. Nelson Vidalia has published a pathbreaking article that argues, hypothetically, how onions could replace individual national currencies to create a true global economy around a single currency. Dr. Vidalia shares: “I’ve studied the question of onions as a possible global currency and all of my calculations come back with the same conclusion. Onions as a global unit of exchange would increase trade, reduce supply chain problems, and would even help to reduce global economic inequalities. It is not, I should note, an insane idea. Rather, it is an idea whose time has come.” Next month, Dr. Vidalia will go on a 20 country tour to share his conclusions with Central Bankers in Europe and South America. We wish him great luck!

Special Assistant to Provost Vandergrind, Dr. Pousse de Fauteuil

One thought on “Professor Nelson Vidalia Publishes Paper on the Possibility of Onions Replacing Traditional Currencies

  1. Charles Ablard

    BRILLIANT.  /CDA

    Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad

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