Professor of Thirteenth Century Danish Poetry Threatens to quit and “take my work into the private sector.”

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Dear President Cotton,

We just received a long and angry note from Dr. Dale Richards, a scholar of Thirteenth Century Danish poetry, a professor in the English-Writing-French-Sociology Hybrid-Department. He is threatening to quite and “take my work into the private sector.” This is a great sign that our work in making Willard a sub-par employer of choice for faculty is working. How shall we proceed?

Sincerely,

Vice Provost Ralph Oxford

One thought on “Professor of Thirteenth Century Danish Poetry Threatens to quit and “take my work into the private sector.”

  1. With a vest like that, the work offers should come pouring in.

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